Pepperoni Pizza

by Pizzeusian

A temptation of baking perfection which lures in even the most pious of heart, the most defensible of mind, and the most wary of excessive caloric consumption (serves one brave hero).

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Ingredients

16 ounces of pizza dough
1/2 cup pizza sauce
20 slices pepperoni
12 ounces grated mozzarella cheese

Directions

Preheat your oven to 500°F
Roll out your pizza dough
Add sauce
Add grated cheese and pepperoni slices
Place the pizza in your oven
Bake for 10 minutes
Slice, contemplate existence, and devour

That first bite changed me. I'm not the same person anymore.

— Reviewed on 3/8/2026 by Dreamin' Drew.

It's like nothing I've ever experienced before, or will ever experience again. That was a once-in-a-lifetime slice.

— Reviewed on 9/11/2025 by Completionist.

I hate life and I hated this pizza. Existence is pain.

— Reviewed on 12/25/2025 by makeitstop.