A Pumpkin Pie to Die For.

by Cody

An absolute classic for this time of year with a twist that will leave your stomach in knots!

3 rotten eggs (the smellier, the better)
2 cups curdled milk
regurgitated pumpkin puree
store bought pie crust(lazy!)
Spices procured from your vacuum cleaner, garbage disposal, or lice infested child
kitten tears to act as a thickener
salt or whatever

Preheat oven to 666° F (352° C).
Make the pie crust. Just do it bro.
Put the crust into a pie dish. trim off the edges and then let it chill in the refregerator with its homies.
Throw a bunch of the stuff I mentioned before and whatever else you got into a bowl, and whisk it a bunch to make the filling.
Pour the filling into the pie crust and bake it for a very long time. Im talking years at least.
Serve when your enemies are present and throughly intoxicated.

I loved literally everything about this dessert. I would rate it 5 stars but I was only paid enough for three and a half.

— Reviewed on Sep. 22, 2021 by MMASON.

It literally killed me.

— Reviewed on Sep. 1, 2021 by GLENDACHEF.

Delicious!!Roger was my cousin, But I never liked him anyway. He is much better as pie!

— Reviewed on August 28, 2021 by BBABS.